plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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timid:

I don’t understand how some people can go from being your best friend one day and then the next day they simply cut you out of their lives and you never speak again

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sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why
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perks-of-being-chinese:

i have so many inside jokes with myself its embarrassing

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ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

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armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

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synthpopcorn:

WHY AM I SO ATTRACTED TO BOYS WITH MESSY HAIR WHO LOOK LIKE THEY HAVENT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS

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suicidal-worthless-loser:

the dumbest question: why are you shy?

I don’t fucking know

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I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself. For a moment life suddenly feels lighter, a bit more Gene Kelly dancing in the rain.
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